⚰️ 𝙻𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚈𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚒 𝚊𝚝 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝙴𝚡𝚊𝚖𝚜 ⚰️
𝘼 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙠𝙧𝙖, 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙚𝙢𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙨.
📝 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙴: 𝑾𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝑬𝒙𝒂𝒎 𝑳𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒍: 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒆
Ibiki: “No cheating.”
Light: “Heh. These peasants think cheating is hard?”
📓 Light opens a small black notebook under the table…
Light (inner monologue):
“I’ll write the examiner’s name and make him think I passed before dropping dead at exactly 10:01 AM. Perfect.”
Naruto: “Is that a sketchbook?”
Light (smiling): “Fanfiction notes.”
⌛ 10:01 AM
Ibiki: “Everyone pa—” collapses dramatically
Sasuke: “He had a stroke.”
Shikamaru: “Nah. This smells like plot.”
🌲 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝚃𝚆𝙾: 𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆
Anko: “No rules except survive.”
Light (already climbing a tree like a deranged squirrel): “I need names. I need full names.”
Orochimaru (snakes flailing): “Child, give me that body—”
Light: “No.” writes “Orochimaru” in the book.
💀 Orochimaru explodes into glitter.
Sakura: “…Did he just KILL a Sannin??”
Ryuk (appears): “This place is fun. Got apples?”
💀 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙴: 𝑳𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒗𝒔 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒌𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒖: 𝑩𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝑩𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔
Final tournament arc.
Match: Light Yagami vs Shikamaru Nara.
🧠 Shikamaru (thinking): “He’s dangerous. I can tell.”
📓 Light (writing): “Shikamaru Nara—loses the match, declares Light supreme and then trips.”
⏳
Shikamaru: “I concede. He’s… clearly smarter than me.”
Crowd: 🤨
Tsunade (frowning): “This kid smells like dictatorship.”
👑 𝙀𝙋𝙄𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀: 𝑳𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝑳𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒌𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒂
Naruto (yelling): “BELIEVE IT—”
Light: “No.” writes “Naruto Uzumaki – loses voice for 3 hours.”
Kakashi: “How are you doing this?”
Ryuk (hovering): “Konoha’s weird, man.”
📓 Light becomes Chunin, Genin, Jonin, ANBU, Hokage and the Fourth Tsuchikage within 3 weeks.
Because why not.
🖤 𝙁𝙄𝙉. 𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙇. 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃. 🖤
Narrator: “And so, Konoha got Death Noted into a paperwork-heavy utopia. Light wins. Somehow.”
