๐๐ฅ “Shadow Clones & Cursed Cones: The Day Realms Collided” ๐ช๏ธ๐ฆ
๐ Scene: Somewhere Between Konoha and Tokyo โ A Magical Dimensional Glitch โจ
It all started with a sneeze ๐คงโฆ
Satoru Gojo ๐ถ๏ธ sneezed mid-bite of a cursed ice cream cone ๐ฆ laced with questionable sprinkles (Utahimeโs recipe, probably cursed).
Meanwhile, in Konoha, Naruto ๐ฅ sneezed while slurping his sixth bowl of ramen ๐.
Reality hiccupped ๐ตโ๐ซ. Universes collided ๐ฅ.
Suddenlyโ
[๐ฅPOP!]
Naruto Uzumaki lands face-first at the gates of Jujutsu High ๐ซ. Heโs still holding his half-eaten ramen ๐ฅฃ.
Naruto (muffled):
โโฆWasnโt Ichiraku five seconds ago.โ ๐ต
Itadori (blinking):
โGuysโฆ I think the ramen summoned a blonde.โ ๐ณ
Megumi (already done):
โI hate today.โ ๐
๐ช๏ธ Chapter 1: Clones vs. Curses ๐คบ๐งฟ
Naruto, confused but curious, tries to learn about the new worldโฆ
By instantly summoning 57 Shadow Clones ๐จ๐จ๐จ
Nobara (stepping on one):
โWHY IS HE SQUISHY AND CHEERFUL?!โ ๐ฑ
Clone #13:
โBelieve it!โ ๐โ๏ธ
Gojo (sipping boba):
โAh, the multiverse. Classic Tuesday.โ ๐๐ง
Megumi (deadpan):
โNeedโฆ bigger sealing scrolls.โ ๐
๐ Chapter 2: Rasengan vs. Ramen Cart (Again?!) ๐คฏ๐
Suddenlyโ
The cursed ramen cart from Gojoโs past returns ๐ค, now wearing a ninja headband ๐๐ฅ
Ramenjaku (Cursed Cart):
โI CHALLENGE THE RAMEN KING.โ ๐ฅ
Naruto (grinning):
โYouโre so getting slurped, buddy.โ ๐ค๐ฅ
Itadori:
โIs this a food war or a jutsu-off?โ ๐ค
Nobara (wielding a ladle):
โIโM READY EITHER WAY.โ ๐๐จ
๐๏ธ Chapter 3: Gojo vs. Kakashi โ The Eyefold Showdown ๐ถ๏ธ๐ฉน
[โจWHOOSH!]
Kakashi appears outta nowhere ๐จ.
The vibes? Immaculate.
Gojo:
โCopy ninja, huh? Cute.โ ๐
Kakashi:
โBlindfold guy. Edgy.โ ๐
Naruto (eating popcorn):
โAre they gonna fight or start a boyband?โ ๐ค๐ถ
Nobara:
โManifesting the boyband.โ ๐๐
๐ฅ Final Chapter: Ramen Peace Treaty โ๏ธ๐ฒ
With a combo of Rasengan + Black Flash, the team defeats Ramenjaku ๐.
The school cafeteria? Totally exploded. But vibes? Immaculate โจ
Itadori (snacking):
โSo likeโฆ can I become a ninja now?โ
Naruto:
โOnly if you eat 10 bowls and survive!โ ๐ค๐
Gojo (to Kakashi):
โStudent swap someday?โ
Kakashi:
โOnly if I donโt get the hammer girl.โ ๐ฌ
Nobara (throwing shoe):
โEXCUSE ME?! ๐ ๐ขโ
๐ Epilogue: Everything is Still Weird ๐
Gojo:
โHey Naruto, ever need a blindfold buddy โ call me.โ ๐๐
Naruto:
โSame to you, if ramenโs on the line.โ ๐ฅ๐ค
Megumi (leaving):
โIโm transferring to the Pokรฉmon universe.โ ๐ต
โจTHE ENDโจ
Brought to you by: Infinite Swag Foundationโข & Ichirakuโs Cursed Noodle Divisionโข
