WHEN CELEBRITIES ACT LIKE NPCs IN REAL LIFE

The Glitch in the Fame System

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1. When Kanye West Forgot He Was Famous

Kanye once walked into a lamp post while being chased by paparazzi. The man’s face hit that pole like he was respawning in GTA.
Paparazzi: Click click click!
**Kanye: “YOUUUUUUUU…”—bonk

Honestly, even NPCs in Skyrim have better collision detection.

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2. Leonardo DiCaprio’s Hidden Pizza Life

Leo be out here like a spy… wearing hoodies, sunglasses, caps, and still getting caught eating pizza like it’s a drug deal.
Reporter: “Leo, are you hiding?”
Leo: munches aggressively “No photos.”

Bro’s built like a secret pizza operative—Agent Deep Dish.

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3. Every Celebrity When They Discover Instagram Filters

It’s like:
Before: Glowing gods and goddesses.
After Filters: Cursed AI Sims with cheeks so smooth they slide off your screen.

We love you, Jennifer, but your face is looking like it was rendered by a Nintendo 64.

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4. Celebrity Tweets That Belong in a Museum

Shoutout to:

• Tyrese Gibson: “What more do you want from meeeeee ”
• Jaden Smith: “How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real”
• Britney Spears: Posts selfies with captions like “rose… rose… rose… rose again.”

I swear these tweets live rent-free in my head.

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5. When Celebs Try to Be ‘Relatable’ and Fail Spectacularly

Celebrity: “Just chilling in my $9 million mansion, eating toast like the rest of you guys ”
Us: eating instant noodles over the sink, in the dark

Ma’am… your bathtub is bigger than my kitchen. Sit down.

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6. Beyoncé Breathing = Viral Moment

Beyoncé: exists
Internet: “SHE JUST INVENTED OXYGEN OMGGG ”
One time she blinked and 12 million people screamed in Morse code.

If that ain’t main character energy, I don’t know what is.

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7. When Celebs Go Live and Regret It in 10 Seconds

• Forgot the camera was on.
• Kids running around like it’s “Home Alone 6.”
• Accidentally showing 34 open Chrome tabs labeled “How to look relatable.”

We love a chaotic icon.

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Final Thoughts: Celebs Are Just Fancy Glitched Sims

They laugh, they cry, they fall off scooters while holding matcha lattes. Celebrities may be rich and fabulous, but deep down, they’re just human memes.

Let’s raise a toast (the cheap kind) to our glitchy, filter-loving, pizza-hiding icons.