🚨 GTA 6 Delay: Rockstar Just Hit Us With a UNO Reverse Card 💀
“Coming Soon”… But WHEN, Rockstar?! 😩
So guess what, folks? GTA 6, the game we’ve been waiting for since dinosaurs roamed the Earth (okay maybe not that long)… has been DELAYED.
Yeah. Again.
Rockstar really said:
“You’ll get it when you get it.” 😤
📅 New Release Date? More Like “Release LATER Date”
Originally, the GTA 6 hype train was chugging towards a 2025 launch…
But now? It’s been pushed to late 2025, and some insiders even whisper… 👀
“It might slide into 2026” 😱
At this point, Half-Life 3 might drop before GTA 6.
(Okay no, but like… maybe.)
🤡 Fans Right Now Be Like:
- Rockstar: “We need more time to make it perfect.”
- Fans: “WE’VE BEEN WAITING SINCE THE STONE AGE, BRO!”
Meanwhile, the community is making memes faster than Rockstar makes decisions.
Here’s a sneak peek into the fandom’s reaction:
GTA 5 Franklin: “You ain’t got the game yet?”
Me: “Nah, man… Still waitin’.” 😭
💸 But Let’s Be Real… We’ll Still Buy It
Let’s not kid ourselves.
They could release GTA 6 in 2077, and we’d still be lined up like:
🎮 “Shut up and take my money!”
🤔 Why the Delay Though?
Rockstar claims they want to “deliver the best experience possible.”
Translation:
“We need more time to stuff this baby with next-gen graphics, 200+ missions, and maybe a real-life working car in the collector’s edition.”
🧘♂️Patience, Young Padawan
Look, it sucks. We get it. You’ve replayed GTA V more times than you’ve had hot meals.
But if Rockstar delivers what they promise, we might just get the greatest open-world game of all time.Until then, keep memeing, modding GTA V, and praying to the gaming gods. 🎮🙏
📲 Final Thoughts: Rockstar’s Playing Us Like a Side Mission
At this point, waiting for GTA 6 is a full-time job.
But hey, more time = better game (hopefully).
Until then, we’ll be vibin’ in Los Santos, crying in our modded cars.