🤯 Jujutsu Kaisen: The Curse of the Chicken Nugget 🍗💀
🍙 Chapter 1: The Nugget Awakens
Yuji Itadori was just a regular student with a freakish talent for track and an unhealthy obsession with vending machine sushi. That is, until that fateful day…
“I’m starving,” he said, eyes locked on a mysterious new snack in the school cafeteria:
“LIMITED EDITION CURSED NUGGETS – Eat at your own risk.”
Yuji, being Yuji, ate three.
Suddenly, his eyes glowed red. His voice deepened.
And then…
“I… am Sukuna. King of Fried Foods.”
Turns out, Sukuna was sealed inside a discount nugget instead of a finger in this timeline. And now he wants to deep-fry the planet.
🦙 Chapter 2: Megumi and the Alpaca Twins
Megumi tried summoning his divine dogs to subdue Sukuna-Yuji.
But instead, he summoned alpacas.
Fluffy. Sparkly. Judgemental.
“They only attack if you call them majestic beings of the cursed pasture,” he muttered. “And they spit.”
Yuji was mildly injured by spit. It did emotional damage.
🧠 Chapter 3: Gojo Loses His Socks (and His Mind)
Meanwhile, Gojo was busy livestreaming a makeup tutorial called “Infinity Glow: How to Slay Even in Battle.”
Tragically, someone stole his signature blindfold.
It was the Sock Gnome, a Grade 1 curse that feeds on forgotten laundry and Gojo’s dignity.
“You’ll never find your socks,” it hissed. “Not unless you solve… my riddle.”
The riddle was just a terrible pun. Gojo answered wrong and had to fight blind with one fuzzy Pikachu sock tied around his head.
🍜 Chapter 4: The Ramen Showdown
With curses running wild, the only solution was obvious:
A Ramen-Eating Contest.
Yuji vs Sukuna vs Gojo vs The Sock Gnome vs a sentient bowl of miso soup named Kevin.
“WHOEVER EATS THE MOST LIVES.”
“Wait, what happens to the rest of us?”
“…We don’t talk about that.”
Nobara showed up late, smashed the table with her glitter mallet, and declared herself winner after inhaling 17 bowls and demanding dessert.
🌟 Epilogue: Peace… For Now
In the end, the cursed nugget was neutralized.
Gojo got his sock back.
Yuji was banned from all school cafeterias.
And the alpacas?
They got a modeling contract.
“Just another day in Jujuts🍙 Chapter 1: The Nugget Awakens
Yuji Itadori was just a regular student with a freakish talent for track and an unhealthy obsession with vending machine sushi. That is, until that fateful day…
“I’m starving,” he said, eyes locked on a mysterious new snack in the school cafeteria:
“LIMITED EDITION CURSED NUGGETS – Eat at your own risk.”Yuji, being Yuji, ate three.
Suddenly, his eyes glowed red. His voice deepened.
And then…“I… am Sukuna. King of Fried Foods.”
Turns out, Sukuna was sealed inside a discount nugget instead of a finger in this timeline. And now he wants to deep-fry the planet.
🦙 Chapter 2: Megumi and the Alpaca Twins
Megumi tried summoning his divine dogs to subdue Sukuna-Yuji.
But instead, he summoned alpacas.Fluffy. Sparkly. Judgemental.
“They only attack if you call them majestic beings of the cursed pasture,” he muttered. “And they spit.”
Yuji was mildly injured by spit. It did emotional damage.
🧠 Chapter 3: Gojo Loses His Socks (and His Mind)
Meanwhile, Gojo was busy livestreaming a makeup tutorial called “Infinity Glow: How to Slay Even in Battle.”
Tragically, someone stole his signature blindfold.It was the Sock Gnome, a Grade 1 curse that feeds on forgotten laundry and Gojo’s dignity.
“You’ll never find your socks,” it hissed. “Not unless you solve… my riddle.”
The riddle was just a terrible pun. Gojo answered wrong and had to fight blind with one fuzzy Pikachu sock tied around his head.
🍜 Chapter 4: The Ramen Showdown
With curses running wild, the only solution was obvious:
A Ramen-Eating Contest.Yuji vs Sukuna vs Gojo vs The Sock Gnome vs a sentient bowl of miso soup named Kevin.
“WHOEVER EATS THE MOST LIVES.”
“Wait, what happens to the rest of us?”
“…We don’t talk about that.”Nobara showed up late, smashed the table with her glitter mallet, and declared herself winner after inhaling 17 bowls and demanding dessert.
🌟 Epilogue: Peace… For Now
In the end, the cursed nugget was neutralized.
Gojo got his sock back.
Yuji was banned from all school cafeterias.
And the alpacas?
They got a modeling contract.“Just another day in Jujutsu Tech,” said Gojo, sipping his soup.
“Next time, I’m fighting with crocs.”
Let me know if you want a Part 2, a visual version (like a manga-style scene), or cursed versions of other anime 👀u Tech,” said Gojo, sipping his soup.
“Next time, I’m fighting with crocs.”
