🌟 GOKU IN THE CHŪNIN EXAMS 🌟
🌀 When a Saiyan Lands in Konoha 🌀
🌪️ Chapter 1: The Kamehameha Registration Mix-Up
Konoha was buzzing with excitement. The Chūnin Exams were about to begin, and genin from all over the ninja world had gathered.
But something was off.
Suddenly, a glowing blue portal opened above the Forest of Death, and a spiky-haired dude in an orange gi fell through it, yelling—
Goku:
“WHOA—WHERE’S THE FOOD?!”
He landed with a boom, crushing a tree and a squirrel’s hopes for a quiet nap. Everyone stared.
Naruto (whispering to Sasuke):
“Who is that guy… and why do I feel like he could beat Kakashi?”
Sasuke:
“His power… it’s over 9,000.”
Goku (stretching):
“This isn’t Capsule Corp… oops. Oh well! What’s this? A tournament? Count me in!”
🍜 Chapter 2: Goku vs. The Written Test
In a room full of sweating genin trying not to get caught cheating, Goku sat at his desk… confused.
Ibiki (examiner):
“You have one hour. No cheating. Begin.”
Goku stared at the paper.
Goku (thinking hard):
“Okay. Question one: ‘List five ninja hand signs…’ Hmm… does ‘Kamehameha’ count?”
Instead of cheating, Goku just yelled really loudly, causing a few ninjas to faint.
Ibiki:
“…Pass. Just—pass.”
🌳 Chapter 3: Forest of What Now?
The next phase dropped teams into the Forest of Death. Goku? He accidentally instant-transmitted into every trap possible.
Sakura (pulling a snake off Goku):
“Maybe don’t touch everything?”
Goku (grinning):
“But it’s so cool! Also, I found some mushrooms—are they edible?”
He accidentally roasted a giant centipede with his aura. TenTen gave him a thumbs up.
TenTen:
“Can I hire you?”
⚔️ Chapter 4: The Showdown
During the tournament battles, Goku got paired up with… Rock Lee.
Lee removed his weights. Goku, intrigued, took off his weighted clothes—causing a mild earthquake.
Lee (eyes widening):
“Y-you were weighted too?!”
Goku (smiling):
“Yep! Let’s go!”
The fight was so intense, it created a new crater. Kakashi took notes. Orochimaru fled. Even Gaara blinked.
Gaara:
“I fear no one. But that guy? That guy scares me.”
🌈 Chapter 5: Ramen and a Return
After “accidentally” blowing up part of the arena, Goku was kindly asked to leave. But not before he had his first taste of Ichiraku Ramen.
Goku (slurping):
“This is better than Senzu Beans!!”
Naruto (teary-eyed):
“I’ve never met someone who understands me so well.”
With a fist bump and a burp, Goku instant-transmitted back to his own universe—probably straight into another fight.
💥 The End? 💥
Or the beginning of the Ninja-Saiyan Alliance? 🤯
