📚 Light Novel Title:

“My Class Rep Thinks the Floor is Lava (and Other Telepathic Nightmares)”

🎬 Episode Title:

“Please Stop Mentally Screaming at Broccoli”

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🔮 Chapter 1: The Floor is Lava (But Only in Her Head)

Tomo’s mind-reading curse continues. He’s trying to get through PE without hearing anything cursed.

But across the gym, Class Rep Rin, queen of perfection and tight ponytails, just mentally screamed:

“IF I TOUCH THE FLOOR I DIE. FLOOR = MAGMA. FLOOR = DEATH.”

She’s literally doing a full volleyball match while believing she’s in a boss fight with the Earth’s crust.

Tomo: “How are you passing math but think gravity is a lie?”

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🧠 Chapter 2: Mental Health is a Myth in This School

Tomo once hoped reading minds would unlock secrets of the heart.
Now he’s hearing things like:

“If I eat 3 carrots, I can see into the past.” – from the science teacher.

“My knee is spying on me again.” – from the principal.

He tries to tell his mom.

She thinks:

“If I microwave a spoon, will I finally be free?”

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💘 Chapter 3: Romance and Repressed Dolphin Fantasies

Tomo catches Rin watching him with dreamy eyes.

He hears:

“If we kissed, would I turn into a dolphin? Maybe I was one in a past life. That would explain my fear of hula hoops.”

He genuinely doesn’t know whether to be flattered or refer her to a therapist.

Still, she’s cute. He’s confused. Hormones are stronger than logic.

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🌪️ Chapter 4: The Confession and the Leaf Blower Incident

Rin asks to meet on the rooftop.

She stands there, wind in her hair, dramatic anime sunset vibes.

“I like you, Tomo.”

Tomo leans in.

Her brain shouts:

“Do leaf blowers work on ghosts?”

He kisses her anyway.

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🎉 The End (But The Madness Continues)

Next Episode:

“I Accidentally Read the Dog’s Mind and Now I’m in Therapy”