🌪️ 𝑮𝒐𝒋𝒐 𝑺𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒖 𝒂𝒕 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒏 𝑬𝒙𝒂𝒎𝒔 🌪️
𝙰 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛
🌸 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝚄𝙴 🌸
Narrator (probably Kakashi in disguise):
“One day, reality sneezed… and Gojo Satoru landed in Konoha.”
Gojo blinked.
“This isn’t Shibuya.”
A kid in orange ran past screaming, “DATTEBAYO!!”
“…Oh no,” Gojo whispered. “Anime crossover energy detected.”
🌀 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙴: 𝑬𝒙𝒂𝒎 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 101 🌀
Iruka: “You’re not on the roster, sir.”
Gojo (with sunglasses sparkle ✨): “I’m auditing. For vibes.”
Sasuke: “Who is this clown?”
Sakura: “He’s kind of hot, though.”
Naruto: “I’m gonna be Hokage before that guy!”
📜 Written Test Begins
Everyone cheats. Gojo opens a portal to Google.
Ibiki (examiner): “You’re disqualified.”
Gojo (smiling): “You’re bald.”
✨Flash cut to: Gojo still in the exam because no one can touch him.
🌲 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝚃𝚆𝙾: 𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒅𝒆 🌲
Orochimaru:
“I shall test the strength of the Leaf’s next gen— WHO THE HELL IS THAT??”
Gojo is breakdancing midair and summoning infinite red orbs like he’s in a rhythm game.
Team 7 watching: 😐😐😐
Gojo: “This is called Infinity. You just don’t get to touch me. Ever. Like your crush in middle school.”
Orochimaru tries to bite Sasuke.
Gojo teleports behind him:
“𝙉𝙤 𝙣𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮, 𝙨𝙣𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣.”
FWOOSH!
Suddenly, the forest becomes a karaoke bar.
🎤 𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙇 𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿: 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝑯𝒐𝒆 𝒗𝒔. 𝑬𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝑼𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒉𝒂 🎤
Gojo vs Sasuke — Arena of Madness™️
Sasuke (Sharingan activated): “You’re in my genjutsu now.”
Gojo: “Cool, now you’re in my Domain Expansion 😎”
Suddenly the arena is filled with floating donuts, kittens wearing Akatsuki cloaks, and a sad Itachi playing violin.
Kakashi: “What the hell is going on.”
Tsunade (sipping sake): “I’ve stopped trying to understand.”
🌟 Winner: Gojo Satoru
Because… you know… he’s Gojo.
🎆 𝙀𝙋𝙄𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 🎆
Gojo opens a portal and peaces out mid-celebration.
Before vanishing, he leaves Naruto a pair of sunglasses.
Gojo: “Protect your eyes, kid. The future’s bright—and a little stupid.”
🌀 He was never seen again. But Konoha never forgot… the chaos.
