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No cave. No arc reactor. No Iron Man.
Instead, Tony probably keeps partying, selling weapons, and dodging Pepper’s texts. Meanwhile, the Avengers? They might never form. 😱
Would the world survive without Iron Man’s redemption arc?
🌀 Welcome to the Land of “What If” What if gravity was optional?What if Mondays didn’t exist?What if pizza burned calories instead of adding them? 🍕🔥💪 Two simple words—“what if”—have the power to flip our world upside down, toss it in a blender, and serve it back with a side of “wait, what just happened?”…
🚶♂️No More “I’m Tired”… Just “I’m at 5%” 😵 Imagine walking into your job and instead of saying, “Hey, I’m exhausted,” you dramatically yell,“I’M AT 2%! NEED A WALL SOCKET!”Your boss just nods solemnly and offers you a 3-foot long cable like it’s a sword from a prophecy. ⚔️🔌 🔌 Starbucks Becomes a Charging Station…