🤔📞 “I Practiced What I’d Say on the Call… Then Forgot How to Speak When They Answered”
The Ultimate Guide to Social Anxiety Starring… Phone Calls 😱📱
☎️ Just One Simple Task… Call the Pizza Place
You’re hyping yourself up. Deep breaths. You rehearsed it 10 times.
You: “Hi, I’d like a large pepperoni pizza, please.”
Phone: Rings once… twice…
Them: “Hello?”
You: 🥴 “uh uh uhh uhhhh… pizza yes??”
Then you hang up and consider moving to another planet. 🪐🌌
🧠 My Brain Before the Call:
“Okay so first I’ll say hello, then my order, then thank them—easy.”
🧠 My Brain During the Call:
“PIZZA? AM I PIZZA?? HELP.”
😂 Why Are Phone Calls 100x Scarier Than Exams?
Literally no one taught us this in school. Like, where’s the subject:
“Phone Call Survival 101”
Instead, we’re out here knowing mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell… but not how to call the dentist.
😩 The Awkward Levels: Ranked
- Texting? Cool 😎
- Voice Notes? Chill 😌
- Phone Ringing? Heart rate = 1000 bpm 🫀🚨
- Calling a human being? ✨Ultimate Boss Battle✨
💬 Bonus Relatable Mini-Meme:
Me calling to make an appointment:
Practiced speech: 🔛
Call starts: 🧠 “Error 404: Confidence Not Found”
🎯 If You Know, You Know…
You’re not alone, king/queen 👑
We’re all in this together, silently practicing convos and then panicking like squirrels when the moment comes 🐿️
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