🤖 META AI: The “Smartest” Assistant That Can’t Even Spell Your Name Right 💀
“The future is AI!”
Yeah? Then why does Meta AI think my toaster is a dog?
Let’s talk about Meta AI, aka the thing that’s supposed to be your digital bestie… but ends up being the most clueless classmate in the group project.
🧠 META AI: Artificial Intelligence or Artificial Ignorance?
Meta: “Our AI is revolutionizing the world!”
Also Meta AI:
“Sorry, I can’t help with that.”
“Here’s a random Wikipedia link.”
“Did you mean ‘breadstick’ instead of ‘bank account’?”
Bro… it’s giving Clippy with WiFi.
Half the time it’s like talking to a confused robot that just woke up from a nap.
🧑💻 AI IN GENERAL: Hype vs Reality
AI: “I can write essays, code websites, and even predict your emotions.”
Also AI:
Mistakes “LOL” for crying
Calls New York a country
Draws a human with 19 fingers
At this point, ChatGPT, Claude, Meta AI, and Gemini are in a constant battle of:
“Who can mess up the least today?”
Spoiler: None of them are winning.
😤 Meta’s Obsession With AI Is Getting Weird
Zuckerberg really woke up and said:
“What if we ruin Instagram, Facebook, AND WhatsApp… with the SAME confused bot?”
Now I open WhatsApp and see:
“Say hi to Meta AI!”
No thanks, I’d rather talk to the microwave — at least it doesn’t ask for data.
🔎 Search? More Like “Guess & Check”
Ask Meta AI: “What’s the best pizza place near me?”
Meta AI:
“Here’s how to make pizza dough in the 14th century.”
ASKED. FOR. A. LOCATION.
Got a history lesson instead. 🫠
🧂 Final Roast: Meta AI Needs a Software Update… and Therapy
Meta AI is that friend who tries to help but ends up making it worse.
Like, thanks for the AI-generated summary, but why is it in Swedish?
The AI war isn’t about who’s smartest — it’s about who embarrasses themselves the least.
