If animals could talk, which one would be the most passive-aggressive roommate?🦜🐈⬛🐢🐍🐓 🤣 Funny Question #2: If your life had a background soundtrack, what song would play every time you enter a room?🎶🚪💃 😂 Funny Question #3: Would you rather fight a chicken every time you get in your car, OR a moody goose every…
It was one of those days — where your soul feels like it needs a software update 🫠 I went to the grocery store for no reason other than to wander through sadness with fluorescent lighting.As I stood in front of the frozen section, clutching a box of waffles like they were emotional support, Adele…
So, I work remotely a few days a week from my boss’s house. Don’t ask why — long story involving construction, bad timing, and my WiFi being held together with hopes and duct tape. Anyway, every time I’m over, my boss thinks it’s stand-up comedy hour. He’ll start cracking the driest jokes you’ve ever heard…
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