It was one of those days — where your soul feels like it needs a software update 🫠 I went to the grocery store for no reason other than to wander through sadness with fluorescent lighting.As I stood in front of the frozen section, clutching a box of waffles like they were emotional support, Adele…
I once joined a work call, forgot I wasn’t muted, and started narrating my microwave like it was a cooking show. “Look at that spin, ladies and gentlemen… the lasagna is thriving.” My manager said, “Sounds delicious.” I wanted to disappear
So, I work remotely a few days a week from my boss’s house. Don’t ask why — long story involving construction, bad timing, and my WiFi being held together with hopes and duct tape. Anyway, every time I’m over, my boss thinks it’s stand-up comedy hour. He’ll start cracking the driest jokes you’ve ever heard…
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