Waking Up Feels Like a Full-Body Workout 🛏️

You know that feeling when you wake up and the first thought that crosses your mind is:

“Can I just stay in bed until I’m 40?” 😴
But no, reality calls and the only thing motivating you to get out of bed is the fact that you’ve hit snooze 3 times already. 🕑

The Dread of Opening Your Phone 📱

The first thing you do after waking up is grab your phone.
Then you realize:

“I’m about to get overwhelmed by notifications I’m too tired to respond to.” 🤦‍♂️

Emails from work? Check. 📧
Group chats that should’ve been called “I’m ignoring my responsibilities”? Check. 📲
And don’t even get me started on social media, where everyone’s life looks better than yours. 😩

Adulting is Just Googling “How to Adult” 🤷‍♀️

You thought you’d have your life together by now. But instead:

• I don’t know how to fold a fitted sheet. 🛏️
• I still have 5 weeks of laundry piling up. 🧺
• I Googled “How to get rid of a paper cut” last week because I still don’t know what to do. 🤕

Every time you pay a bill you think, “Is this the life I chose?” 💳

When You’re “Doing Nothing” but It Feels Like You’re Running a Marathon 🏃‍♂️

You decide to relax for a minute.
And suddenly, 2 hours have passed. ⏳
How did this happen? You literally did nothing.
But somehow your brain is exhausted, your phone battery’s on 10%, and you’re still thinking about that conversation from 3 days ago that was totally normal, but now you’re like, “Did I say something wrong?” 🤔

Realizing You’ve Been Sitting in the Same Spot for 4 Hours Like… 🛋️

Me at 4 PM: “Okay, time to get some work done!” 💼
Also me at 7 PM: still sitting in the same position, scrolling through memes, wondering why I can’t just function like a normal human. 😵

You didn’t ask for this level of dysfunction today, but here we are. 💀

That Moment When You Make a Simple Decision and Feel Like a Genius 🧠

Deciding to eat something for dinner? 🍕

“Okay, I can’t decide, I’m so indecisive, what do I even want?”
Finally settle on pizza, and for the next 30 minutes, you feel like a master strategist. 🤩

You’re basically an elite decision maker now. 🏆

The Weirdly Relatable “Texting 3 People and Getting Ghosted” Experience 👻

You text one person:

“Yo, you good?”
Wait a minute — no response.
You text another:
“What’s up, you alive?”
Still nothing.
By the third person, you’re like:
“Am I a ghost? Did I offend everyone in the group chat?”
Meanwhile, no one cares and everyone’s just chilling. It’s like radio silence. 📴

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The Bottom Line:
Life’s not a journey. It’s more like one big question mark, where you do your best to survive each day, and somehow still feel like you’re falling behind. But hey, at least we’re all in this together, right? (Mostly because we can’t figure out how to get out of it

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